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| Ven 02 Mar, 2007 11:42 pm The perfect husband |
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>Several men were in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk.... 
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
>WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat........... It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" 
MAN: "Sure, Go ahead if you like it that much." 
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer and saw the new
2006 models. I saw one I really liked." 
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000" 
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really
is a pretty good price." 
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" 
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." 
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths agape..... 
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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