tza
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| Jeu 19 Juil, 2007 2:57 pm conscience ou subconscience |
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Once I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m. a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got to the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!--Good job I did!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight." He didn't blink an eyelid. Phew! Got away with that one!
We get dressed and at breakfast he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said:
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t!," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and burped."
Coucou.... <:-o]
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