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Iran deux "pigeons espions" pris près d un site nucléaire, selon un journalLe 20 octobre 2009Les forces de sécurité iraniennes ont intercepté deux "pigeons espions" de Natanz (centre), non loin de l usine d enrichissement d uranium du pays, a rapporté lundi le quotidien Etemad Melli. L un des pigeons a été capturé près d une usine de production d eau de rose dans la ville de Kashan, qui se trouve à quelques dizaines de kilomètres de l usine d enrichissement, selon une source anonyme citée par le journal, qui précise que l oiseau portait un anneau métallique et des fils invisibles."Plus tôt ce mois-ci, un (autre) pigeon noir a été attrapé, il portait un anneau de métal bleuté avec des fils invisibles", a ajouté la source citée par le journal.Le quotidien ne donne aucune élément permettant d étayer les accusations d espionnage à l égard des oiseaux.L usine d enrichissement d uranium, située entre les villes de Kashan et Natanz, est au centre du dossier nucléaire iranien, qui oppose depuis cinq ans Téhéran et les pays occidentaux, au premier rang desquels les Etats-Unis.L Iran refuse d y suspendre ses activités d enrichissement d uranium, malgré plusieurs résolutions du Conseil de sécurité assorties de sanctions.

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